“Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh; I Really Hate Your Alma Matuh!”
A little more than 60 years ago comedian/singer Allen Sherman wrote and performed a novelty song (“Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh!”) https://genius.com/Allan-sherman-hello-muddah-hello-fadduh-a-letter-from-camp-lyrics about a young Jewish boy who was sent to camp. The parody describes unpleasant, dangerous, and tragic situations, such as fellow campers going missing or contracting deadly illnesses.
Residents Fleeing Democrat Asylums Stampeding To Florida
Florida’s residents don’t dare get too close to the state line for fear of being trampled by refugees fleeing Democrat state controlled hellholes to take up safe residence in the sunshine state.
“Caveat Emptor” Should Be The Posted At All U.S. Universities; Florida Universities Won’t Tolerate Abusive Campus Behavior
Imagine paying $80,000 to $90,000 or more annually to study at Cornell, MIT, Columbia, George Washington, etc. and then being told not to walk around the campus or attend classes because it’s too dangerous. Oh, your graduation ceremonies are cancelled too.
Minshew Comes Out Of Political Closet, Registers Republican As A Commissioner She Would Be The City’s Worst Nightmare
Former Fernandina Pride President Genece Minshew (pictured above) has “come out of the closet” in her third run for a Fernandina Beach City Commission seat, registering as a Republican.
Fat Men From Space Advised To Avoid The “Bosey Burger”
Joe Biden spoke — or more accurately, mumbled and slurred a series of run-on sentences — at a campaign event in Pennsylvania, April 17. He had just returned from the Scranton Veterans Memorial Park, where his late uncle Ambrose J. Finnegan Jr.’s name is reportedly listed on a memorial wall.