“Hold My Beer” Shouts Fernandina To Veterans & Visitors
It was considered impossible for Fernandina Beach to make conditions more unpleasant and miserable for residents and visitors than it did when it initiated paid parking and dug up busy city streets to kick off the summer tourist season, until city officials shouted: “Hold my beer!”
Fernandina Beach Becoming Florida’s Rock Ridge
If Blazing Saddles ever got a sequel, Fernandina Beach would serve as the ideal setting and require little if any recasting.
Mr. Magoo Piloting Observer
Despite its name, Fernandina Beach’s online Observer has become the Mr. Magoo of local journalism.
Dems Would Be Hilarious If They Weren’t So Dangerous
You can study Shakespeare and be quite elite And you could charm the critics and have nothing to eat Just slip on a banana peel, the world is at your feet Make ’em laugh, make ’em laugh, make ’em laugh.
Teachers Unions Could Teach AP Courses In Fraud
National teachers’ unions are making the Mafia look like pikers and are competing with The Southern Poverty Law Center and Minnesota’s Somali fraudsters in operating massive scams.